McDonald's: The Rap






The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the ...



25 komentar:

pyrorave said...

10,481 people don't like Mcdonalds lol

bood3e said...

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noob13589 said...

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carthima said...

The canadian five dollar bill is blue not red...

Kakalakey1 said...

I know the WHOLE rap, I just don't have the guts to say it to one of the Mexican ladies.

rickythechicken said...

@RedeateAlemu like u could ever do better

coolboy5067 said...

ur hilarious man..keep making videos!!

123123wz said...

@Riot659 Maybe they just dont care about giving you a sausage.

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bigkwater4life said...

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armysista1221 said...

this is the best video i have seen on youtube.........im not kidding




like this if you would have a lightsaber war in mcdonalds with me!

armysista1221 said...

this is the best video i have seen on youtube.........im not kidding

ittihadi2011 said...

I have a video clip to open a McDonald's branch in Iraq's Arab hope you like it lol

RedeateAlemu said...

your horrible
my ears are bleeding please stop my ears

mohammed1420h said...

ي لبى ناقتي يا ناقتي :P

madimoney24 said...

sooo funny

xjoe619x said...

@fang166 wow this is so original! your amazing at writing comments!

xXMushiriXx said...

is there a burger king rap too?

CallmeHamster said...

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fang166 said...

22,939,578 views?! they're only showing my views....